In the 90’s I was scared of being broken up with.
Now, I’m scared of not being broken up with.
My biggest dating fear is NOT GETTING DUMPED. What has the world come to???
Being dumped now sounds like a dream. It’s far better than NEVER HEARING FROM SOMEONE AGAIN. I’m looking at you, Tom!
Just kidding I’m not. Because you’re dead to me. Because you’re a ghost that disappeared but still magically lives 6 blocks from me and goes to my Starbucks.
We’re better than this, you guys. How do you feel about the current state of breakups? Or lack thereof?