Discuss Episode 9: Will you hold me like a man?
I know. You’re devastated. Season 1 is over? After only 9 episodes? Where’s the 10th you lazy bitches???
Funny you should ask. We actually shot 10 episodes but our acting was so terrifyingly terrible in one of them that we had to cut it. Yeah. It happens to even the best web series actors. So 9 it was.
Anyway, back to the finale. We figured we’d end it on a serious note. No dream sequences. No sketchy elements. No dance montages, Just two sad single girls crying in a park. Because thats what being single feels like sometimes. Yes, contrary to popular belief, singledom isn’t all sitcom fun—a form of entertainment for the masses. Sometimes it just sucks. And it’s lonely. And it’s not funny at all.
Sometimes you thought you were free from being ghosted and then someone disappears on you ALL OVER AGAIN. And you end up drunk in a park with your best friend even though it’s illegal to drink and be adults without children in a children’s park.
What’re ya gonna do. So Episode 9 is for all the single ladies and gentlemen out there. We hear you. We see you. We feel you. We drink grape juice out of a wine bottle and rent a public park for $2000 dollars to film this episode for you.
So, is Rory ghosted? Will you hold me like a man? And will you help us fund and distribute Season 2 so we can give you some answers? Seriously, if you’re interested in partnering with us for Season 2 thank you, and please send us a note in the comments.
And an extra special thank you to EVERYONE who helped make this show possible. Our cast, our crew, our parents, our crowdfunders, and our emotional supporters. All 9 episodes are for you.
Megan + Haely